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[nestingdevil]

There's a thing where I'm from. [Greed is moving out of the room if the sound of his clicking heels is anything to go by.] A country called Xing. Used to hold a festival around August.

Never got to see it myself, but a kid a bit older than you told me about it. Uh - [He's opening a door.] - eh, the name of it doesn't matter.

Food, fireworks, games, you name it. They had it. And given all the bullshi- [He snaps his teeth together.] - stuff that's been going on, I think it's about time we had a little bit of fun, don't you?

CHRISTMAS 2024

[bugbeverage]

[ Bright and early on Christmas morning, Ruby will find a smallish box wrapped in bright green paper sitting right outside her hotel room door. ]

[ The card tucked under the ribbon reads: Merry Xmas Kid! - BJ ]

[ Inside are some striped socks, a package of ginger cookies, and a brand new glock.]

Christmas Gift!

[dj_dedf1sh]

[ Oh! Looks like someone left a gift at your door. It looks like a bag full of generic Christmas candy and... A skeleton cat plushie? ]

There's a note!

Hey, Ruby. Thanks for the kind words over that crazy network thing the other day. Had to go to Hell to find the toy, but it took a while to find something that wasn't in poor condition or taste. Happy holidays, kid. Keep making this place a little brighter. - Acht.

IT'S GIFT EXCHANGE TIME

[astrogator]

[Tayrey leaves a sturdy-looking adventurer's backpack at Ruby's door. When she opens it up, she'll find a variety of sweet spacer snacks, a silver compass, a glow in the dark marker pen, and some brightly colored long ribbons (no yellow or pink!)

There's a note wishing her 'peace and prosperity through the cold season'. It's unsigned, but there's clearly not much effort to conceal her identity.]

[Text] un: bioexorcist

[bugbeverage]

hey kid wanna learn how to kill a man

i mean

wanna learn about gun safety????