[ When Ruby touches down, Beetlejuice cracks open an eye to peer over at her. ]

Glad you could make it! This is going to be your school until Michael stops making frownie faces at me.

[ He rolls off the car and lands on his feet. Then, he withdraws a four-cornered professor's cap (complete with tassle) from the depths of his jacket and sets it on his head. ]

Ready to learn?